You've been wondering when I was coming back. Well now that I'm done with school pretty much, I'm ba-aaack! Hahaha. This is what I've been doing a bunch. As you can probably read, it's AltSci3D Particle Works. It's for my Humanities 200 class. Now you're wondering why am I doing a 3d particle simulator for a humanities class? It is so that I could write this paper. The lesson today is that computer programs for Humanities classes are not cool. I put all this work into it and the TA who will grade it doesn't have a computer. Over half of the project is on a computer. That fifteen pages of text is just bullshit compared to the actual program itself. I spent all yesterday day and night doing it. It took sixteen hours to finish. That doesn't count the dozens of hours I've put in during the quarter. And it's not even finished. Shit. I have to finish it by Thursday for the flesh fair where I'll present it to my classmates. I've worked on it for a few more hours just now and I've almost gotten it. But it sucks. It made me flunk four physics classes. I probably would have only flunked two at most had I not done that crazy project. But that's all my fault now. Four of my classmates sat in a 4'x6'x5' room with no artificial lights and no windows for fourty-eight hours. They had only water and slim fast bars to eat and drink. They used a camcorder to record it all. They compressed the good parts into one and a half hours for public consumption and they each wrote three pages about it. That's lame. I did so much more work and I'm not going to get as good a grade as them. Sheesh, that sucks.
Just now, I burnt this letter from the US Navy. I got another letter from them. This time not promising riches, but job security instead. Sounds like a wonderful opportunity to MURDER. If anyone out there is psychotic and is just dying to murder innocent women and children, I encourage you to join the Navy. That is, in fact, the sole operation of the US Navy. From Kosovo to Afghanistan to Columbia, they seek out new innocent people to bomb. My last picture was about this, too. My friend Dave joined the Navy because his debt (due to his truck) was so large and unmanageable. Hopefully Dave's brilliance will help him debug that missile code that keeps on targeting innocent civilians and won't get him killed. He's a good guy, but the Navy is for murders, not innocent people like him.
I'm testing audio [55 kB, 55 seconds] for use of mass distribution to large audiences with less patience than those who would read through my boring Making Of JF pages. I'm thinking that audio and video would be great methods to advance the movement. But a video of me talking is hardly entertaining. I'd say that audio would be just as good or better seeing that they just have to look at a picture of me while they listen in order to get a "full-video" version. I'm looking into these areas because not only are they more secure, but they take up more bandwidth. A Big Brother type entity would have to sift through hours and hours of me bull-shitting if they think there's a terrorist plot behind all this. I mean, think of it, I could use steganography, PGP, TEA encryption, or just gigabytes upon gigabytes of video that would become too burdensome to sift through. Misinformation is the terrorist's best tool. Certainly if people are afraid that one of the lies may be true, the terrorist has won without doing more than talking arse. Read below to find out what fear has to do with anything. Some say that George Bush is the mastermind behind Sept 11, but I don't give him credit. He's a loser and we all know that not even Area 51 could do such a evil job let alone Saudi Arabians, Afghanis, and a guy that can't piss in a pot (Osama bin Laden is really scary, seeing as he has to get kidney dialasis just to stay alive). But then why is Bush acting insane? He's tearing up the Constitution on which this nation was founded (see below). He's killing civilians at a rate unknown to anyone save Ghengis Khan. What's the deal? Bush lives in fear and lives off fear. By killing so many people and enforcing the "Patriot" Act he's using fear as well as quelling a certain type of fear. The fear that he's using is that of state terrorism and fear of death. He is monopolizing this so he can get fast ratings and more political power for Republicans. Not like liberals haven't done this since the dawn of time. He's also quelling the fear that the US's power is questioned. People don't want their dollar to become worthless, so he's reassuring them that even if he gets killed, there'll be a shadow government to pick up. This is not paranoid conspiracy theorists. Newspapers run this as if it's old hat. "Yes, the shadow government has been meeting together discussing which goes first, the 1st or 2nd amendment today." "The CIA explained today that the shadow government's purpose is to ensure government rule no matter what emergency takes place." If you're worried about your dollar becoming worthless, it should worry you that there's not one but two shadow governments to ensure that your dollar won't become worthless. Three governments. That means that they're so worried about it that they're panicing. And to answer you question of which goes first, 1st or 2nd amendment, it'll be both in the same second. The shadow government is not a representative republic, it's a military police state. Think Oceania of 1984, but worse. Of course, if you assume that the shadow government takes control, you should assume that it will fall out of power very quickly. The people who made the shadow government necessary would certainly plan to destroy the shadow governments as well. If they don't, then I will. I've been planning all my life to non-violently destroy oppressive government. Heck I'm working on the one right now, if they think that a fascist military police state will keep me from destroying the government.
I decided to write my mom, so this is the text of the e-mail. It's pretty good if you read it. I explain the picture in the third paragraph.
